What do dogs do after they finish obedience school? They get their masters.
BRAD WESNER Simpsonville, South Carolina
Following Directions
A young man was planting some flower seeds on a sweltering day, sweating from the hot sun.
His neighbor said, “You need to wait until the sun goes down, or plant in the morning when it is coolest.”
The man said, “I can’t do that. It says on the package, ‘Plant in full sun!’”
LEROY SCHROEDER Albion, Nebraska
Gone Fishing
My 3-year-old granddaughter, Sydney, told my husband, Ted, and me that she was going fishing with her dad. Ted asked if she was going to use worms. “No,” she said. “I’m going to use a fishing pole.”
JOANNE HAVERLAND Billings, Montana
Practice Makes Perfect
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