A: Frosted Flakes
BRADLEY WESNER Simpsonville, South Carolina
Teaching Manners
I asked my 4-year-old neighbor if he would like some peaches. He quickly said, “No!”
His mother pulled him aside and explained that as a guest speaking to an adult, his answer needed improving.
He nodded his head, turned to me and said, “No peaches!”
RANDY SEILHEIMER
Vicksburg, Michigan
To Tell the Truth
Mrs. Jones was explaining to her 4-year-old daughter, Alice, who had just told a lie, that people who lie won’t go to Heaven. Alice replied, “Mama, do you ever lie?” Mama said, “Yes, I do.” Alice asked, “Does Daddy lie?” Mama replied, “Yes, he does sometimes.” “Does Aunt Jan lie, too?” Mama again replied, “Yes, she does.” Alice said, “It sure is going to be empty in…
