Medical ADVICE: UNWARRANTED, UNPROFESSIONAL Edition
I was 18 years old in 1970, sailing into Florida’s Tampa Bay aboard our 1932, 22-foot wooden double-ender, Corina, when three wobbly waterspouts came dancing out. As taught by my father, I immediately took a bearing on them—and again a few minutes later. The bearings didn’t change. They were heading straight for us.
We had our light-air, hanked-on, $10 nylon jib tacked to the end of our bowsprit. I had to act fast to hand it. (Back in the day, you didn’t lower or claw down a sail; you handed it. And if you didn’t know such nautical nomenclature, you weren’t a sailor.) When I tried to return from the widow-maker, as bowsprits were commonly known, I slipped on the nylon fabric, and impaled myself on…
