Like 24 per cent of UK households – yes, it’s that many – we don’t have access to a car. We get around by train and bike. (Except on Christmas Day and Boxing Day, when unlike Europe our trains don’t run.)
This gets us everywhere in Britain we want to go. And many places we don’t. I’m now an expert on the three-letter station codes: KGX, King’s Cross; MAN, Manchester Piccadilly, etc. I plan journeys based on them: Hamworthy–Anderston–Eggesford, for instance (HAM AND EGG). With ingenuity and a rail card (Whyteleafe–Didcot–Roby–Nottingham–Putney–Teale–Caterham–Outwood) I could make whole sentences (WHY DID ROB NOT PUT THE CAT OUT?). People have made careers as YouTubers over more tenuous material.
But getting a bike to continental Europe, about the limit of our overseas travel ambitions for…
