A brief list of things that have happened since a French rider last won the Tour de France: carbon-fibre bicycles, aluminium bicycles that don’t fall apart, 8-speed, 9-speed, 10-speed, 11-speed, 12-speed, cycling shorts that don’t involve any bits of dead goat, cycle helmets, the fall of the Iron Curtain, and the internet.
The year was 1985, and the rider was Bernard Hinault, in case you didn’t already know. And actually, why would you? It’s ancient history. We are as far from 1985 now as 1985 was from 1951. Give it another summer or two, and Hinault’s career will start being described as having been “just after the war”.
When the Badger himself finally punches his last farmer and heads for the great podium in the sky, I assume his body…
