Remember the good old days, when a snapper would arrive at a football ground and someone – such as John Toshack – would happily whack on a superhero costume?
Sadly, most modern footballers are media-trained never to do anything zany, ever, but there is one sure-fire way to get even the most serious player (Roy Keane) grinning for the camera: throw an animal in there, whether they like it or not.
“There are a lot of pictures of Jose Mourinho with koalas,” explains Jack McKenna, who’s now something of a guru on players and their animals. “He just looks like, ‘I’ve know idea what I’m doing. What do I do with this koala?’”
McKenna is the brains behind the worryingly addictive Twitter account ‘Ftbllrs with Animals’, which is pretty much…