XI
BEST: Ludek Miklosko, Ray Stewart, Alvin Martin, Rio Ferdinand (below), Julian Dicks, Alan Devonshire, Joe Cole, Scott Parker, Dimitri Payet, Paolo Di Canio, Tony Cottee.
WORST: Alan McKnight, Lionel Scaloni, Gary Breen, Rigobert Song, Mitchell Thomas, Ilie Dumitrescu, Paul Ince, Frank Lampard Jr, Joey Beauchamp, Marco Boogers, Lee Chapman
PLAYER
B: Julian Dicks (right). Fans love players who look as if they care as much as we do. If anything, Dicks cared too much. It was worrying at times.
W: Marco Boogers. We thought we had the next Marco van Basten. He played five minutes and got sent off for kicking Gary Neville, never to be seen again.
MOMENT
B: Tony Gale’s Platini-esque free-kick in 1988 to make it 4-1 against Liverpool in the Littlewoods Cup. I was too…
