‘G’day mate, got a Vegemite sarmie to share?’Quokka, Rottnest Island, Australia By JAMES VODICKA Ever since Sharon left, Ralph had really let himself go.Red deer, Richmond Park, London, UK By MIKE ROWE He couldn’t remember whether the phrase was ‘Grab life by the horns’ or ‘Grab life by the balls’.African lions, Savuti, Chobe National Park, Botswana By SARAH SKINNER ‘You’ve been visiting that chick at Fukushima again, haven’t you, Douglas?’Gannets, Helgoland, Germany By CO GRIFT Word of the movie Surf’s Up had reached the penguin colony.Gentoo penguin, Bleaker Island, Falkland Islands By ELMAR WEISS And that’s when Gary realised, you can be pissed on and pissed off at the same time.White rhino and egret, Nairobi National Park, Kenya By TILAKRAJ NAGARAJ ‘Oh. My. Gawd. Here comes Donald Trump.’Sea otter, Seward,…
