SO, my wife turns to me the other day and says, “This may sound weird, but I’m insta-stalking Chris Hemsworth and his wife, Elsa Pataky.”
“Nothing weird about that,” I replied, thinking if she’s got a thing for Chris Hemsworth, our future might be in trouble because me and Thor are exactly nothing alike. All we have in common is four limbs sticking out of our torsos in vaguely similar places, but even that might be gilding the lily.
“They’re in that golden period, you know?”
“Uh huh,” I nodded, searching Chris and Elsa on Instagram. It appears the two of them managed to avoid being beaten with an ugly stick by a very wide margin.
My wife continued dreamily. “Like, they’re young, they’re beautiful, they’ve got beautiful young children.…
