Ever seen anyone try to stuff a cat back into the bag? In the world’s least believable retraction, The Real Housewives of Atlanta star Claudia Jordan went from confirming a romance between her pal Jamie Foxx, 48, and his long-rumored girlfriend and Scientology refugee Katie Holmes, 37, to a level of denial that would make Richard Nixon look like Abe Lincoln. (Please Google today’s history lesson.) When asked about Jamie and Katie’s relationship on June 21, Claudia, 43, replied, “He is very happy with her. I like that he seems very happy.” The internet went crazy — finally, confirmation! — but faster than you can say “I am not a crook” (Google it, again), Claudia quickly backpedaled, saying she “misspoke” about the Oscar winner’s romance with Tom Cruise’s ex. “I…