In Touch Weekly September 26, 2016

Elle looks girlie and glam in this lacy Chanel mini, thanks to a fresh face and platform heels. Coco’s vampy lip and heavy boots? Too dark for the fun, flirty frock. Sorry, Chloë, but this Alessandra Rich turtleneck dress loses its luster when worn as a top with black crops. With bare legs and silver heels? Rita brings the sizzle. Chiara adds edge to her Philosophy di Lorenzo Serafini midi with black booties, a silver choker and neat fit. Piper’s dress is too long and too loose to wow.…

So this is what it means to suffer for fashion! One thousand unwitting members of the fashion elite boarded buses bound for the top-secret location of Kanye West’s New York Fashion Week show, Yeezy Season 4, on Sept. 7. Everything went downhill almost immediately, as the 6-mile ride on the packed-to-capacity buses took more than an hour in traffic. “The #YeezyBus is really glamorous, guys. Especially when the bathroom door swings open and nearly slaps us,” griped one passenger, while another complained, “It feels like we’re being kidnapped.” Things didn’t get any better once they finally arrived at the location, an old smallpox hospital on Roosevelt Island. Guests waited for the show’s delayed start in oppressive heat with no shade or water available — but there were $75 Yeezy T-shirts…

Lena Dunham is usually the first to call out other celebs for politically incorrect behavior, but now the staunch feminist, 30, is being slammed for putting her own foot in her mouth. The backlash began after the Girls creator used what one critic called “racially motivated stereotypes” to describe her miserable experience at the Met Gala when she joked that she tried to “grind” on actor Michael B. Jordan and was ignored by pro football star Odell Beckham Jr. “He looked at me and determined I was not the shape of a woman,” she said in her Lenny blog, going on to assume that Odell thought of her as an “it” and had likened her to a marshmallow and a dog (all this without ever exchanging a word with him!).…

New gig, new digs! Natalie Morales, 44, who is just starting her tenure as Access Hollywood co-host and Today’s West Coast anchor, has moved into this gorgeous home in LA’s Brentwood neighborhood. The well-appointed living room features a wall of French doors that opens to a spacious terrace.…

Prince Charles pleaded with his fellow Brits on Sept. 6 to write more letters because the written word is in grave danger from an insidious culprit: social media. “In these days of texting and various social media apps, the well-constructed sentence is under mortal threat,” warned the 67-year-old in a speech to mark the 500th anniversary of the Royal Mail. The future king went on to slam the “140 characters or less culture,” saying the “logical ordering of thoughts in proper, grammatically correct prose is in fact rather important at the end of the day.” All we can say is: LOL…

Get ready for those chills to multiply! A creepy fan theory about Grease suggests Danny didn’t save Sandy from drowning at the beginning of the film; she actually died. The entire movie — including the final scene in which Danny and Sandy fly off into the sunset in a convertible — was a drowning woman’s fantasy, claims a Reddit user whose 2013 theory has resurfaced and gone viral. Sarah Michelle Gellar is intrigued, writing on Facebook, “This has blown my mind. Sandy is happily being whisked away to heaven.” But most fans aren’t buying it. As one points out: “Sandy is alive in Grease 2 !”…