In Touch Weekly November 7, 2016

Lily ups the sexy ante of her Bambi-print Givenchy sweatshirt with bare legs and fall’s must-have slick strands and vampy lip. Erika’s sporty leggings and kicks read more blah than babe. Both ladies showcase legs for days in this Self-Portrait minidress. But while Lori saps the edge with same-old hair and makeup, Susan delivers the sizzle with bold blue eye shadow and a big braided topknot for the win. Kenya’s fresh-faced makeup, relaxed waves and pop-of-white mani give her structured black Michael Kors mini a soft luxe touch. Ashley’s all-out silver look from shadow to shoes? #TryingTooHard. With its demure lace and alluring sheer panels, this Alexis sheath beautifully blends sweet and sexy — and Stephanie adds sass with her stand-out mustard clutch. Bryce’s clunky T-strap heels end up clashing…

Not many can keep up with the Kardashians in the diva department. But Kim’s bestie and frequent KUWTK guest star Jonathan Cheban puts even the famously out-of-touch family to shame. In a recent interview the NYC-based former publicist, 42, boasts about never, ever using his own kitchen, jet-setting trips to Monaco, Spain, Miami and beyond, and endless swag including 10 pairs of Yeezy sneakers and a $4,000 bottle of cologne. “People would not believe my life,” says Jonathan, who doesn’t care that his oversize ego isn’t exactly likable. “Haters mean nothing to me,” he scoffs. “I’m still going on a yacht while they’re at home hating me.” Check out six reasons he’s the King of Clueless. MACHINES WORK OUT FOR HIM Jonathan wouldn’t be caught dead in a gym. He…

If this is a dog’s life, sign us up! Two of Sharon Osbourne’s “darlings,” Pomeranians Bella and Rocky, always travel with her — and that means cushy first-class flights (each has its own seat!) complete with a selection of doggy biscuits and mineral water. The cost? A whopping $283,000 a year. But well worth it for Sharon, 64, who doesn’t want to endure 21-hour round-trips between LA and London (for the U.K. X Factor) alone. “They’re such company!” raves the Talk host. Perhaps even better company than her hubby, Ozzy, who is often in the doghouse!…

58 % say too bad The Voice announced on Oct. 18 that it will change coaches again next fall, bringing back Gwen Stefani, 47, in place of newcomer Miley Cyrus. (Mainstays Adam Levine and Blake Shelton will return, along with current newbie Alicia Keys.) “Miley is amazing,” raves an online commenter. “I don’t think Gwen is as fun to watch or as good a coach.” Others are fine with the 23-year-old getting the wrecking ball. Says one: “I will not watch another season with obnoxious Miley!”…

Patrick Dempsey, 50, has purchased a gorgeous gated estate in Malibu. The formal living room (above) features a poured concrete fireplace, vaulted ceiling, hardwood floors and a wall of glass doors opening onto the backyard pool and tennis court.…

Mary J. Blige’s estranged husband is demanding she pay for the lavish lifestyle he grew accustomed to during their 12-year marriage … to the amount of $129,319 a month! Martin “Kendu” Isaacs, 49, argues in papers filed on Oct. 17 in LA Superior Court that the singer, 45, should help cover the cost of his private chef, personal trainer, rent, charitable contributions, vacations, clothes and child support ($5K a month to another woman!). He also gives his parents $5K every month. The pair have a prenup, but Martin argues it isn’t valid because he didn’t have a lawyer present when they signed it. So much for no more drama!…