In Touch Weekly 14-nov-16

The allover sequin finish of this Tom Ford number delivers ample sparkle, so Suzanne’s metallic clutch and heels are #overkill. Laura’s nude pumps let the dress (and her killer bod!) take center stage. With its butterflies and blooms, this Alice + Olivia bomber is anything but basic. But Abigail’s gray gear reads gloom instead of glam. Paris knows what’s hot: faux-leather leggings, suede boots and fringe accents. Elizabeth gives a daytime dose of glamour to her Kenzo x H&M silk pajamas with plush Jimmy Choos and a Lee Savage purse. Jessica’s chunky kicks and housecoat? Yawn. Literally. Pastel hues and prim styling are making Brit actress Gemma’s Temperley London jumpsuit look a tad frumpy. Kate’s golden version, with its down-to-there plunging neckline, is a showstopper!…

MADONNA The Material Girl, 58, posted this mock-up of herself straddling and stroking Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton on Instagram. Is that intended as an endorsement … or a proposition? KATY PERRY The pop star teamed up with Funny or Die for a video called “Katy Perry Votes Naked,” where she shows up to vote in the buff. “I briefly scanned the Constitution,” she says. “And nowhere does it say you can’t just roll out of bed and come to the polls in whatever state you woke up in.” Hilarity ensues (depending on your definition of hilarity) as Katy, 32, learns that you actually do need to wear something on Nov. 8. JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE On Oct. 24, the singer boasted that he flew from LA to his hometown of Memphis, Tenn.,…

From photo op to optical illusion! When Perthshire, Scotland–based mom Laura DiMichele-Ross posted a snap to a Facebook group of Bill Murray imitating her crying son, she never expected it to go viral three years later — and certainly not because people would be debating whether the actor pictured is Bill, 66, or Tom Hanks, 60 (top inset)! “We’ve had friends all over the world say they’ve heard about it on the radio or saw it on television,” Laura tells In Touch. “I find it hilarious — even more so because people are still convinced it’s Tom even after I say it’s Bill!”…

Bam! Pow! The United Nations is facing backlash after naming Wonder Woman its “Honorary Ambassador for the Empowerment of Women and Girls” on Oct. 21 in honor of her 75th birthday. As of Oct. 28, a petition asking the U.N. to reconsider its choice of “an overtly sexualized image” had over 14,000 signatures, but Lynda Carter — Wonder Woman’s 1970s TV portrayer — pleaded with protesters to “please embrace” the comic character. Huffed one online commenter, “Could they not see that appointing a sexualized American fictional character would harm the U.N.’s standing in the world?” But another reasoned, “She has been a powerful figure for over 75 years and inspired many women.”…

The Walking Dead killed off Glenn in its season premiere, and one Arkansas newspaper was so upset about it that it wrote the zombie slayer an obituary. “Glenn Rhee, husband, father-to-be, warrior and friend departed from this world October 23rd,” read the tribute in the Oct. 25 edition of The Batesville Daily Guard. After paying homage to his “bravery in the face of the undead,” the paper jokingly asked for donations to help defeat Glenn’s murderer, Negan.…

1 LORELAI & LUKE ARE TOGETHER Lovable will-theyor-won’t-they duo Lorelai (Lauren Graham) and Luke (Scott Patterson) are finally a couple! But even though they’re shown kissing, the trailer hints at trouble when Lorelai says, “Lately, things seem hazier … ” 2 SOOKIE’S BACK! After Melissa McCarthy tweeted in February, “No one asked me” about appearing in the reboot, someone apparently did go ask her. The Ghostbusters star reprises her role as chef Sookie St. James (right, after squirting frosting at Lorelai and declaring, “That was pornographic!”). 3 RICHARD DIES The 2014 death of Edward Herrmann, who played crusty patriarch Richard Gilmore, is addressed with a funeral (above), followed by his widow, Emily (Kelly Bishop), humorously “decluttering” her life. 4 THE TOWN’S STILL…