In Touch Weekly 1/30/2017

With its flowy fabric and hot hip flash, this Louis Vuitton frock gives off a sultry bedroom vibe, and Michelle ups the drama with smoky eyes and strappy sandals. Caitriona’s darker hue and same-old shoe fall short. Sorry, Serayah, but the combo of a spotted Marc Jacobs faux fur and zebra mini is #overkill. Ruby gives the hot-pink topper center stage with black skinnies and boots. Bonus points for the matching hair! This checkered A-line skirt is quirky-cool, and by wearing it with a waist-defining belt and fitted crewneck, Kelly spotlights her bombshell curves. Marisa’s forest-green topper hides her fab frame. Both beauties know better than to distract from the sexy bustier top of this Victoria Beckham midi with busy jewelry, but Bryce gets a tad too plain. Anna’s shot…

It was the question that gripped the nation Tyga’s Instagram followers and started an internet frenzy. On Jan. 11, the rapper, 27, posted a saucy photo of his bikini-clad girlfriend, Kylie Jenner, sitting on his lap — but all anyone could talk about was the mysterious-looking bump on her leg. “Is that a wart on top of her right knee?” asked one fan, while another suggested it was a ladybug. Other theories: It’s part of a scar Kylie, 19, has had since childhood (it’s definitely not) and — our favorite — the youngest member of the Kardashian-Jenner clan has a third nipple in a most unfortunate place (not that there’s a fortunate place for those). At left, see our wild guesses about what random things could have gotten stuck to…

Charlie Sheen still doesn’t know when to shut up. Asked to rank his leading ladies on the Jan. 11 episode of Watch What Happens Live, the controversial star praised Spin City’s Heather Locklear and Scary Movie 5’s Lindsay Lohan — but things quickly turned ugly. On Jennifer Grey, with whom he shared a scene in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off: “Talk about a nose job ruining a career.” As for Anger Management’s Selma Blair and Two and a Half Men’s Jenny McCarthy? “I’d like to smash those two together and then kick them to the curb,” he says. “They deserve each other.” Charlie, 51, also went off on someone he hasn’t worked with (and probably never will): Rihanna, who declined to meet Charlie and his then-fiancée when they were dining at…

Channing Tatum surely loves wife Jenna Dewan Tatum, but some fans don’t approve of the way he shows it. The Magic Mike actor, 36, recently posted on Instagram a photo of Jenna, also 36, sleeping — in the buff! “That is a man who loves his wife and shows how attracted he is to her,” one online commenter says of Channing’s prideful post. Still, others think some things in a relationship (like naked bodies!) should be kept private. “Is nothing sacred anymore?” asked another. “Why would anyone post a pic like this of their wife?!”…

The University of Alabama lost its national championship game to Clemson University on Jan. 9, and some fans are blaming the loss on…Drake! The rapper, 30, was spotted in Crimson Tide gear ahead of the big game. To sports fans, Drake’s support has become the kiss of death. Consider the evidence: In 2015, Serena Williams made out with him and then suffered a shocking upset (while Drake watched from the stands) at the U.S. Open. Later that year, Drake was spotted getting burgers with Golden State Warriors MVP Stephen Curry — and in the games that followed, the NBA team’s losses increased by 100 percent. Is Drake bad luck? We’re not sure, but J. Lo can’t say she hasn’t been warned!…

WOMAN WEARS CHEWBACCA MASK DURING LABOR Inspired by one of 2016’s most popular viral videos, Katie Stricker Curtis became the new Chewbacca mom — by wearing the Star Wars character’s mask during labor! “Just because I’m about to be a mom doesn’t mean I have to grow up,” she captioned the video, which she shared on her Facebook page on Jan. 2 (it has since been viewed more than 765,000 times). Katie gave birth to a healthy boy — may the Force help her through the poopy diapers and sleep deprivation! ED’S WAX FIGURE HUMILIATION Turns out being famous is only part of what it takes to get your own wax figure at the famed Madame Tussauds museum chain. Ed Sheeran was surprised to learn he’d…