In Touch Weekly 3/20/2017

Gabrielle’s curves look killer in the figure-hugging midi version of this Naeem Khan frock, and that sunny bag adds the perfect shot of pizzazz. Mindy’s matronly maxi and muted red clutch lack flower power. Hailee’s fussy boots and fishnets sap the sizzle from this unzipped Dsquared2 dress. Then there’s Fergie with her bare legs and sexy strappies. T-t-t-t-t-tasty, tasty! Nicole hits a high note in this Philipp Plein creation, upping the edge with a matching choker and chain-link belt. Mariah’s pulled and plunging neckline? It’s a bust.…

How many ways can you say “It’s over!”? While most celebrities stick to a standard script, a few have come up with really creative public explanations for their splits. Here we decode the weirdest breakup statements ever. JEWEL & TY Jewel, 42, basically released a country song when she and rodeo champ Ty Murray, 47, split in 2014 after six years of marriage. “We did not want anger to burn the ties that bound us,” she wrote. “Instead we have chosen the much more difficult task of undoing ourselves stitch by stitch and releasing each other with love so we may take on our new form: dear friends and devoted co-parents.…” TRANSLATION: We grew to hate each other! KATY & ORLANDO Katy Perry, 32, and Orlando Bloom, 40, were spied…

If you saw potty-mouthed teen car thief Danielle Bregoli on Dr. Phil — challenging the audience to a fight by sassing, “Cash me ousside, howbow dat?” — you probably thought she needed a swift kick in the butt. Instead, she’s cashing in on her viral fame, charging up to $40,000 for meet-and-greet appearances. In Touch recently caught up with the Boynton Beach, Fla., wild child — who’s only 13! — and she has some very strong opinions about her, um, fellow celebrities (right). The person at the top of her list? Dr. Phil himself! “F--- him,” scoffs Danielle (who can be found on Instagram@bhadbhabie). “He just edits and crops and it makes it seem like he’s the good guy and we’re the bad guys. I don’t give a f--- what…

Bachelor creator Mike Fleiss (inset, right) is a thorn in Kaitlyn Bristowe’s side. After news broke that Nick Viall will compete on season 24 of Dancing With the Stars , the former Bachelorette, 31, revealed she was asked to do the dance competition show in 2015 — but said, “Mike Fleiss told me I wasn’t allowed. He said he didn’t want people wanting fame after his show.” (Someone’s confused about why people go on The Bachelor !) Mike’s response? Kaitlyn, a former dance teacher, now has his blessing. “Thanks, I’ll get right on that opportunity two years ago,” she scoffed. Look on the bright side, Kaitlyn: The mirror-ball trophy has nothing on your 3.5-carat engagement ring!…

Scream Queens star Billie Lourd, 24, is parting ways with her starter home. Unique details abound throughout the space, which boasts an open floor plan and lots of natural light. The living room (above) flows into a chef’s kitchen complete with a breakfast bar and separate dining area, ideal for entertaining. THE CRIB SHEET Price... $2.4 MILLION Bedrooms................... 2 Bathrooms.................. 3 Sq. footage........ 2,279 Notable Neighbors: Jamie Lee Curtis Tobey Maguire Melissa Rivers…

Sorry, Hermione fans! Emma Watson says she’s no longer honoring requests for selfies because she’s afraid of creating “tracking data.” The Beauty and the Beast star, 26, explains, “If someone takes a photograph of me and posts it, within two seconds they’ve created a marker of exactly where I am within 10 meters.” Fans are divided. “She’s trying to stay safe,” says one. “Seems legit to me.” But others think the decision shows a lack of gratitude to her fans. Says another: “Fame has gone to her head!”…