In Touch Weekly 5/15/2017

Moonlight beauty Naomie achieves effortless glam by pairing her Diane von Furstenberg asymmetric silk top with colorblocked wide-legs pants. Tracee’s pants, with bright stripes and wrinkles? Not chic. Both stars look sharp in this Sandro Paris suit, but Gugu’s muted take with white pumps skews just a bit basic. Ever’s orange heels are fresh and fun for spring. This embroidered Chanel skirt makes a stand-alone statement and Amanda gives it the spotlight. Alice’s ivory high-neck ruffled top competes for attention.…

Gwyneth Paltrow is no longer satisfied with dispensing nobody-asked-for-it advice online. The actress, 44, is holding the very first (and we fear not the last) GOOP “wellness summit” in LA on June 10. A variety of seminars on GOOP-approved activities are on the agenda (thankfully, vagina steaming doesn’t seem to be one of them). Three ticket options are available, because Gwyn always has economics in mind. Each ticket “tier” is named after a crystal and affords you different experiences. Prices? $500, $1,000 and $1,500. No actual crystals included, but there will be hydrating IV drips for those who get tired. (Seriously.) Here are some of the ridiculous unique experiences Gwyn is ripping people off with offering. SOUND BATHS Available exclusively to Crystal Quartz ticket holders (that’s the priciest option!), the…

There’s a hot summer beach read getting so much buzz, we’re surprised Kris Jenner didn’t come up with it herself: Killing Kardashian is a juicy whodunit about...well, the graphic murders of every member of America’s reality TV royal family. We’ll spare you the gory (like, really gory) details, but the e-book, which author John Jetsyn Tache describes as Hollywood satire, features a killer in a Taylor Swift mask. (Of course!) “I don’t hate them,” John insists to In Touch of his subjects. “I just think they’re uninteresting.” Reaction to the book — all 800 pages — has been so positive, he says there’s even been interest in turning it into a movie. “In a perfect world, something will be announced this summer,” John says. We’re guessing that Kris and her…

The Netflix series ended with several cliffhangers, and now there’s talk of a Season 2. But do viewers want more of the hard-hitting show, which has been accused of glamorizing suicide? Some say yes. “I have so many unanswered questions,” said one online commenter. But another fan argued that the show is dangerous: “I watched it and totally thought it posed a risk of making suicide seem glamorous to teens.”…

A Ryan Reynolds fan just made a complete a-- of himself. The fan, known only as Dustin, tweeted a simple message to the Deadpool star in March: “If you like this, I’ll tattoo your name on my butt.” Ryan, 40, starred the tweet, likely never thinking Dustin would follow through. But he did, because he’s desperate for attention the biggest Ryan Reynolds fan ever! The actor finally noticed the follow-up tweet on April 20, and — sorry, Dustin! — he’s not exactly impressed!…

The Fyre Festival was billed as a more luxe Coachella but quickly devolved into Lord of the Flies for millennials. Lured by photos and a video featuring bikini-clad models Bella Hadid and Kendall Jenner frolicking on the white sand beaches of the Bahamas’ Exuma Islands, fans shelled out serious cash (up to $250,000!) to attend the event co-founded by Ja Rule, which was supposed to feature performances from Major Lazer, Blink-182 and G.O.O.D Music. But instead of the “first-class culinary experience” and luxe accommodations they were promised, ticket holders were put up in disaster-relief tents and fed soggy cheese sandwiches on an island littered with trash and reportedly populated by wild dogs — with hardly a staffer (or supermodel) in sight. The whole thing was quickly…