In Touch Weekly 8/14/2017

Feminine florals are on trend, but Anne-Marie’s long hem and bland pumps keep her Fendi frock from blooming. Gwendoline ups the flirt factor by showing some leg with a midi hem and funky Fendi pumps. By pairing her Dries Van Noten top with a monochrome mini and pumps, Issa gives the billowy style a sleek finish. Kendall skews sloppy in sneaks, frayed denim shorts and a cap that fail to balance out the top’s ginormous sleeves. Both stars turn heads in this one-shoulder Ulla Johnson set. Leighton’s matchy heels and mani? Red overload. Enter Ashley: Nude strappies and a lilac pedi complement, not compete with, the pretty print. Bella nails model-off-duty with her plunging crop top, cazh sneaks and Off-White denim. Tinashe’s baggy camo pants and XXL belt distract from…

Imagine the president of the United States taking time out of his extremely busy schedule...to banish you from his social media. Chrissy Teigen had that honor on July 25, when Donald Trump officially blocked her on Twitter. “It’s been a long time coming,” the model, 31, says of the snub, adding that she’s been “very anti-Trump” since The Apprentice began in 2004. (Politics aside, maybe it’s time for Chrissy to work on letting go of grudges!) But it was only after he took office that Chrissy began getting attention for her potshots. The final straw apparently came when she told the POTUS: “no one likes you.” (She was then put in time out and sent to bed without dinner. Well, that didn’t happen, but it seems like a fair punishment.)…

Time to ask your contacts for an employment reference. Prince William and Kate Middleton, both 35, and Prince Harry, 32, are looking for a senior communications officer to handle press surrounding their mental health campaign, Heads Together — and you can apply on LinkedIn! “This role will work both reactively and proactively to manage the daily news flow to the media,” reads the ad, which has over 30,000 views. “The ability to make decisions, using integrity and judgment whilst exercising caution, is also an essential requisite for the job.” Look no more — we’ve found four fantastic candidates... provided that last part about integrity and judgment isn’t key. LINDSAY LOHAN Location? Check! “Moving to London was the best thing I’ve ever done for myself,” she says. JONATHAN CHEBAN Kim Kardashian’s…

Game of Thrones actress Lena Headey, 43, is selling the manse she recently renovated in LA’s Sherman Oaks. In the living room, a brick fireplace serves as a focal point and complements the reclaimed oak floors (laid out in a stunning herringbone design) that stretch throughout the home.…

Color me broke! Because you will be out of money if you buy The Bespoke Colouring Book — an adult diversion that costs $30,875 (no, that’s not a typo). If you order now, you can get a discount and pay only $30,000. Operators are standing by. (OK, all of that is not true, but the price of the coloring book is real.) The I-have-too-much-money-and-don’t-know-what-to-do-with-it item depicts the most important people and events in your life, like the day you blew all your money on a coloring book! It’s drawn by famed illustrator Ian Beck. Your 10 pictures will be bound in a “fine leather” cover imprinted with “24-karat gold leaf lettering.” You can also choose the color of the thread that holds the book together or…

This place makes the Bates Motel look like a Holiday Inn! The Clown Motel in Tonopah, Nev., featuring comically unsettling decor and a convenient cemetery-adjacent location, can now be yours for just $900,000! There’s just one (super spooky) condition: Owner Bob Perchetti, who has personally stocked the motel with clown memorabilia over the past 22 years, will only sell if the new owner resists the urge to destroy all of its contents. “They can upgrade it, but don’t lose what people love,” he says of the interior design that would make Stephen King proud. “I’m going to miss the clowns. I’m going to come back and visit my clowns.” He’s not the only one — the motel has glowing reviews on Yelp (where it’s rated a solid four stars), and…