In Touch Weekly 8/21/2017

Victoria earns her sexy style stripes by pairing her Alice + Olivia pants with a one-shoulder LPA the Label top and a bold red lip. With a lace bra peeking out and a hem that drags on the floor, Jessica’s look skews more sloppy than slay. These brunettes are practically twinning in this tropical print dress. While Amy gives hers a bold boost with a fiery red clutch and red peeptoe pumps, Ali’s neutral add-ons sap the fun right out of the flirty style! Maren strikes all the right chords in a velvet Topshop suit, heels and a cutout bralette that shows off her toned tum. Elise’s clashy mustard top and cazh white sneaks lack pizzazz and weigh the plush fabric down. Both stars look gorgeous in this printed Proenza…

The last rose has been handed out — so get ready for an onslaught of romantic proclamations and pledges of undying love and “this-is-forever” type hype from Bachelorette Rachel Lindsay! Long before the show’s finale, the attorney, 32, was already gushing publicly about finding the one: ⚫“I want to do normal couple things, go for a walk, go to the grocery store.” ⚫“I don’t plan on a breakup.” ⚫“I want all the babies!” ⚫“Ideally, I’d like to get married next year.” Sigh. We know what happens, Rachel — take a look at what the couples who came before you had to say! ROSE-COLORED GLASSES When she began her journey to find love, Rachel proclaimed, “[I’m] no different than any other Bachelorette.” (That’s the problem!) Ben Higgins announced that he and…

Is it too late now to say sorry? On Aug. 2, Justin Bieber posted a note to fans explaining why he cut short his Purpose World Tour. What he did not explain is why (seriously, why?!) he’s since been sporting clothes that promote that very tour! On July 31, the singer, 23, rocked a pair of yellow basketball shorts with the word “TOUR” emblazoned across them in huge letters. The next day, he stepped out wearing the merch from head to toe, including a T-shirt that listed the cities where the dates have been canceled! Don’t rub it in, Justin — haven’t your fans suffered enough?…

Many different actors have played James Bond over the years, but there’s one change that Halle Berry — a former Bond Girl (right) — doesn’t think should happen. “I don’t think you can change Bond to a woman,” says Halle, 50, citing staying true to creator Ian Fleming’s vision as a primary reason. While some fans — mostly those thrilled by the recent casting of Jodie Whittaker as the traditionally male Dr. Who — are disappointed in Halle’s position, most are on her side. “Even just to talk about it is ridiculous,” says one. But another warns, “They’re going to do it one day anyway...mark my words.”…

It just opened on July 31, but the Dreamland Wax Museum in Boston is already getting a ton of attention — for all the wrong reasons. The museum houses figures of many prominent Bostonians, including a slightly terrifying one of New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady. After enduring online ridicule (comments ranged from “it’s going to give me nightmares” to “do I hear the banjo from Deliverance ?”), the museum took to Facebook to ask the football star, 40, to come sit for a measurement session so they could improve their work, which they say is “not too bad considering all we had to work with was a picture.” Please help them, Tom!…

That was fast! On July 31, Anthony Scaramucci was sacked as White House communications director, a job he’d obtained only 10 days earlier. While he didn’t last long, he made a lasting impression with a bizarre, profanity-laced interview with The New Yorker in which he said the White House’s chief strategist, Steve Bannon, was trying to perform an act that while not physically impossible, would require extraordinary flexibility. He also called now-former Chief of Staff Reince Priebus a “(bleeping) paranoid schizophrenic, a paranoiac.” The Mooch’s short tenure has made him the object of ridicule, but here are some other things that had even more embarrassingly short life spans! KENDALL’S PEPSI AD Pepsi debuted a new commercial starring Kendall Jenner as a symbol of peace and equality…