In Touch Weekly 9/25/2017

Lupita’s distracting decorative ’do and bright-blue heels take her Kenzo x H&M frock from fierce to fussy. Enter Jessica: Sleek strands, sexy strappies and a fiery lip add polish while giving the bold dress the spotlight. Izabel makes Thursday the new Saturday by pairing her Alberta Ferretti sweater with a sheer mini and heels. Gigi’s sloppy layers scream, “Thursday is laundry day.” The couple may share jeans — but not style secrets. Stella’s uncuffed hem and loafers vibe #effortless while Kristen’s crew socks and sneaks drag her denim down.…

After weeks of speculation about who the next Bachelor would be, ABC finally decided to go with a blast from the past…and we mean the past. Arie Luyendyk Jr., who came in second in the competition for Bachelorette Emily Maynard’s heart waaaay back in 2012, was named the star of The Bachelor Season 22 on Sept. 7. “I’ll be 36…so it’s time,” says the former race car driver — who, we couldn’t help but notice, is looking a little long in the tooth compared to the throwback photo ABC used in the announcement (above). “I feel like I’m the last one of my friends to really take that step. And now my little brother got married, he’s 24.” Oh, it’s about time, all right. Arie won’t be the oldest man…

Looks like Taylor Swift has a powerful new enemy. Critics are charging that the singer, 27, ripped off Beyoncé, 36, with her “Look What You Made Me Do” video, but her director, Joseph Kahn (inset), now says it’s the other way around. Yes, Taylor rocks a “black crop top” similar to Bey’s outfit from her Super Bowl performance of “Formation,” he conceded in a Sept. 7 interview. “But in 2015 in ‘Bad Blood,’ Taylor was wearing a black crop top. I think Beyoncé copied ‘Bad Blood.’” The Beyhive, predictably, went ballistic. And while Kahn later insisted he was “trolling” everyone, he — and his pal Taylor — will soon feel Queen B’s sting. “He may be backpedaling, but he’s clearly Team Taylor and he started a war,” says the source.…

They tried to keep their relationship under wraps for four years, but when Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx were photographed holding hands on a Malibu beach on Sept. 4, they couldn’t hide their love any longer. But will Jamie, a known playboy, just end up breaking Katie’s heart? “Wasn’t he just heavily flirting with Charlize Theron at the Floyd Mayweather fight?” asks one commenter, who doubts the couple will make it. Others are more optimistic. “Good for them,” cheers one. ”They look great together.”…

TAYLOR SWIFT & MEREDITH The “Look What You Made Me Do” singer, 27, says her feisty feline has an “ice-cold heart.” Sounds like the “new” Tay-Tay! MARTHA STEWART & GENGHIS KHAN “He’s just so regal [and] very polite,” the lifestyle guru, 76, says of her Westminster Dog Show champion chow chow, though both he and his owner seem to be a bit moody, as well. AMANDA SEYFRIED & FINN The actress, 31, says she and her rescue pup “have this incredible connection” — and the same long, glossy hair! KEN TODD & GIGGY Is it a coincidence that the most important males in Lisa Vanderpump’s life — her husband, 72, and their beloved Pomeranian — are practically twins? PAULA ABDUL & BESSIE-MOO They like to make the same face, but…

Maybe dropping the last name wasn’t the best idea! “When you’ve been arguing with fed-ex all week that you really are Madonna and they still won’t release your package! #b----please,” tweeted the Material Girl — who surprisingly doesn’t seem to have an assistant to deal with this very relatable customer-service nightmare — along with a frustrated selfie to “prove” her identity on Sept. 5. Within minutes, someone named Julie tweeted from a FedEx Help account offering to help resolve the 59-year-old’s problems. Good luck, Julie — something tells us you’re going to need it!…