In Touch Weekly 11/13/2017

Both actresses turn heads in an embellished Chanel duster, but Tracee’s clashy pants are a dizzying distraction. Elizabeth keeps it chic by pairing hers with black-and-white basics. Nicole’s petite frame gets swallowed whole by the floor-dragging ruffly tiers of her Philosophy Di Lorenzo Serafini dress. American Made star Sarah’s ankle-length hem, tailored fit and bright-blue heels? Flirty and flattering! The Battle of the Sexes star’s sparkly Schiaparelli minidress, pointy pumps and slicked-back hair are sleek and sexy! Melissa’s awkward sheer gloves and fussy heart-adorned strappies? Not so much. Taylor flaunts her model figure in a fitted velvet suit, sky-high pumps and a lacy camisole. Poppy’s baggier version adds bulk to her bod while cazh white sneaks and a #basic tee sap the…

If these walls could talk…you’d want to cover your ears and run away as fast as possible! But that’s not what Kendall Jenner, 21, did. Instead, the reality star and model ran right for 52-year-old actor Charlie Sheen’s former Beverly Hills mansion, scooping it up for the bargain bin price of $8.55 million. “Kendall saw it as a deal,” says one source — but her sister, Kim Kardashian, 37, isn’t enamored with the property, and “even compared it to the house in The Amityville Horror!” We see her point. Charlie’s moronic ways (remember the adult film actresses and tiger blood?) led to plenty of depraved tales from the days he partied (what’s left of) his brains out while living there. Hey, Kendall, beware…he may have left a few things behind!…

Time to go back to skool! Adrienne Bailon, 34, confessed on The Real that she can’t tell time. “You know how people are like, look, it’s 4:73,” asked the former Cheetah Girl, apparently unaware of how many minutes are in an hour. “You know how girls look real cute and they be like, ‘Oh babe, I actually have to pick up the kids in 10 minutes,’” she added, glancing at her wristwatch before admitting, “I don’t know what I just looked at. I have no clue what this says!” While the ormer shocked viewers with her admission — blaming her NYC public school education for her lack of analog skills — she did finally acknowledge that she can read a digital clock. At least she knows…

Ellen DeGeneres, 59, and wife Portia de Rossi, 44, snapped up a stunning beachfront property in Carpinteria, Calif. The newly renovated home includes a guest house, tennis court and plunge pool — not to mention views of the Pacific Ocean from nearly every room in the house! Elegant escape!…

They are impossible ruby slippers shoes to fill, but Renée Zellweger, 48, is going to try. The petite blond actress has been cast to play legendary performer Judy Garland in the upcoming biopic Judy . The film is set in 1968 and will show Judy in a “fragile” and “exhausted” state as she gears up for her final shows in London, “haunted by memories of a childhood lost to Hollywood.” Cheery! A few Judy fans are in favor of the casting — “I think Renée % can pull this off,” offered one. But most are disappointed with the choice. “Renée will be great for the acting portion and just terrible for the singing,” cried one critic. Said another, “ Unless they’re dubbing Judy’s voice, this could be…

Next time, maybe ask Oprah if you can borrow her driver? Gayle King, 62, revealed n Oct. 23 that she got kicked out of an Uber after keeping the driver waiting too long. “Driver had waited 15 minutes BUT he had been told start the m t r before I arrived doesn’t that count?” she wrote on Instagram , seemingly unaware that Uber cars don’t have meters. Once she finally got in the car, the CBS This Morning host wrote, “Mr. Man had enough and told me to get out. I think we both gave each other zero stars!”…