Brad Pitt can’t catch a break! When FX’s What We Do in the Shadows assembled an all-star team of Hollywood vampires to appear as an “international council,” Evan Rachel Wood (True Blood; left), Tilda Swinton (Only Lovers Left Alive; right), Danny Trejo (From Dusk Till Dawn) and Paul Reubens, aka Peewee Herman (Buffy the Vampire Slayer), all showed up — with Blade’s Wesley Snipes Skyping in! Sadly, they lament that “Rob [Pattinson, of Twilight fame], Kiefer [Sutherland, from The Lost Boys], Tom and Brad [Cruise and Pitt, from Interview With the Vampire]” couldn’t make it. Turns out, the creators reached out to those A-listers — and Brad, 55, was “very open to it,” explains executive producer Paul Simms, “but by then we were so full up with vampires, we never…
