In Touch Weekly June 3, 2019

We love this sexy Brandon Maxwell skirt suit and model Joan’s boots, but we’re just not sure how much we love them together. Kacey’s white pumps are a better complement to this sizzling look. Noomi, we live for an oversize suit situation, but what’s with the shades? They’re totally trying to share the shine with this standout Dior look — not OK. As for dreamboat Nicholas…we mean, TBH, what’s not to love?! No, but seriously, could anything be more random than Vanessa’s Gucci belt with this bohemian Endless Summer outfit? Jenna proves layered jewels and Grecian sandals are enough for the laid-back vibe — no big GG logo belt necessary.…

There’s a civil war going on at ABC! Kelly Ripa, who delights in Real Housewives drama but has often declared she “can’t stand the idea of 25 exceptional women fighting over one ordinary fella,” bashed Bachelor Nation again on May 14, saying the “gross, gross” show “disgusts me.” (Two days later, she told Bachelorette Hannah Brown to her face that the premise “sets [women] back.”) In response, hurt host Chris Harrison tweeted a call to arms for fans, while creator Mike Fleiss went so far as to suggest his franchise pays the Live With Kelly and Ryan host’s salary. That’s when another ABC star jumped into the ring: “We don’t attack successful women on our network, and men certainly cannot take credit for their success,” Grey’s Anatomy’s Ellen Pompeo scolded…

He’s been on The Bachelorette twice (and made it to the finale both times!), so Nick Viall has seen enough contestants to spot a bad one. This season, he thinks it’s Luke Parker who “really sucks.” The former Bachelor, 38, ripped into Hannah’s first-impression rose recipient on a recent podcast, labeling the Alabama 24-year-old a “terrible human being” and “a little piece of s---” for his behavior on night one alone! Eventually, Nick added, “We will all see the real Luke P.” (Seems like his fellow contestants did: Mike Johnson calls Luke an “evil…psychopath.”) And Nick can’t wait to see him go down: “I really f---ing hate him.” Alrighty then!…

SARAH BECOMES… BRAD! “Straight-up Jewish Brad Pitt” is how Sarah Silverman, 48, described her look. MILEY BECOMES… JOE! Miley Cyrus, 26, joked that her “brows” make her look like her ex Nick’s brother Joe Jonas. KEITH BECOMES… GIADA! Country singer Keith Urban, 51, is a dead ringer for celebrity chef Giada De Laurentiis. KIM BECOMES… PRINCE! The late artist once kicked his look-alike Kim Kardashian, 38, off his stage!…

Celeb chef Bobby Flay, 54, has forked over $6.5 million for this sleek home in LA. Why the huge price tag when the house isn’t that big (and the pool is far from Olympic size)? Simple: It’s located on a private road in the star-studded Bird Streets neighborhood above the Sunset Strip. If he runs out of eggs, he can swing by Leonardo DiCaprio’s place to see if he has any! THE CRIB SHEET Price $6.5 MILLION Bedrooms 4 Bathrooms 4.5 Sq. footage 3,820…

EMILIA CLARKE Following her tragic turn on the series, the actress, 32, will (most likely) get a happy ending in the romantic comedy Last Christmas . KIT HARINGTON He finally gets to shave! The actor, 32, says he doesn’t “feel like playing the hero anymore.” For now, look for him as…a TV star in The Death and Life of John F. Donovan . MAISIE WILLIAMS Hero of Winterfell Arya Stark’s family symbol is the wolf, and the 22-year-old hasn’t strayed far from the pack: She’ll play Rahne, a superhero who can turn into a wolf, in the X-Men film The New Mutants . NIKOLAJ COSTER-WALDAU From Kingslayer to cop: Jaime Lannister’s portrayer, 48, stars as a Copenhagen police officer seeking revenge for his partner’s murder in Domino. (Carice van Houten,…