In Touch Weekly September 30, 2019

Hailey did! While we appreciate Dakota’s simple finishes that allow this Elie Saab dress to shine, Hailey’s yellow starburst heels play up the sunny hue and print way too perfectly to pass up! Sofía did! We love how easy, breezy this Sofía Jeans by Sofía Vergara dress looks with relaxed waves and espadrille heels — à la the Modern Family star’s take. Brooke’s primped curls and purple heels appear more fussy in comparison. Jamie did! Both ladies sported Rothy’s “The Point” flats at the brand’s Conscious Cocktails soiree, but Jamie’s Farm Rio top and Lou & Grey pants vibed better with the shoes than Nikki’s more casual n:philanthropy top, mom jeans and belt bag.…

$1,500 MANIS! Jenny doesn’t just go to any old salon on the block! “When she’s away from the guy who does her nails — there’s only one person she trusts! — she spends $1,500 to fly him to her, business class, and he also charges an insane amount for the manicure,” a source tells In Touch . The rest of the Hustlers star’s glam squad have cushy jobs, too. “While she’s on tour she spends $5,000 a day for a makeup artist and another $5,000 for a hairdresser. She also flies a trainer in every week, plus a full-time massage therapist. All these people work for only a few hours a day!” WHITE OUT According to a 2001 rider (for a charity appearance!), J. Lo insisted that everything in her…

Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones have sold their Bedford Corners mansion in New York’s Westchester County and bought this Gatsby-esque estate 30 minutes away for one-fourth of the price. Dubbed Long Meadow, it rests on 12 acres on the Hudson River and boasts 22 rooms, seven fireplaces and an indoor pool. Sadly, there’s no outdoor pool, but something tells us they’ll survive. Dream home! THE CRIB SHEET Price $4.5 MILLION Bedrooms 8 Bathrooms 12 Sq. footage 11,653…

“I’LL SAY TO BRAD I’D LIKE TO MAKE US SOME EGGS. AND HE SAYS DON’T.” — 2007 “I’m learning to cook [insects, in Cambodia] better. A little more flair, a little more seasoning.” — 2017 “[My kids] are used to seeing me as Mom in my nightgown, not very good at making breakfast and being silly.” — 2019 “PAX IS A BETTER COOK THAN ME.” — 2010 “Every three months I’ll say, ‘Honey, I think I should learn how to cook.’” — 2015 “I’M GETTING BETTER AT BACON.” — 2010 “I don’t cook — it’s the one thing I can’t do!” — 2008 “I’M JUST WANTING TO MAKE THE PROPER BREAKFAST AND KEEP THE HOUSE. AT THE REQUEST OF MY KIDS, I’M TAKING COOKING CLASSES.” — 2017 “I don’t know…

She promised to come back from The Talk’s summer break with “a new face” — and Sharon Osbourne delivered! “Everything was just lifted up so it looks more refreshed,” said the host, 66, when she debuted her fourth face-lift on the Sept. 9 show. And while some fans think she’s gone too far — “she has no character left in her face,” slammed one online commenter — others were impressed. “Who’s her surgeon? Excellent work. And it’s subtle,” wrote one, while another added, “She looks better now than she did when she was much younger!” 89% say nice work…

HOT RIDE LA, Sept. 10 KRIS JENNER, come on down! The Keeping Up With the Kardashians momager won a lawn mower (model JAMES O’HALLORAN not included!) while playing “The Price Is Right” on The Late Late Show. “I’m a professional shopper — I’m really good at this!” said Kris, who revealed she’ll give the mower to son-in-law Kanye West as a Christmas present! AMERICAN BEAUTY Deauville, France, Sept. 13 Flag day! KRISTEN STEWART reps America’s stars and stripes at the Deauville American Film Festival. TOUGH COOKIE Toronto, Sept. 12 “And then I ate a gigantic vegan cookie,” says NATALIE PORTMAN, treating herself after the Toronto International Film Festival premiere of her new movie, Lucy in the Sky. BROTHERLY LOVE Queensland, Australia, Sept. 12 LIAM HEMSWORTH recovers from his split with…