FELICITY HUFFMAN
“She looked pretty schlumpy. She should style her outfit a little bit more,” Martha, who spent five months behind bars in 2004, recently said of the prison duds donned by the Desperate Housewives star, 56.
TOM D’AGOSTINO
The former RHONY husband, 52, lives in her first NYC apartment — and Martha does not like what he’s done with the place. Once “very beautiful and light-filled and airy,” she said in 2017, “now it’s much more enclosed and dark!”
JONATHAN CHEBAN
Apparently unwilling to take his word for it, Martha actually asked the internet to identify Kim Kardashian’s BFF, 45, in this delightfully blunt 2016 tweet.
RACHAEL RAY
“Well, she professed that she…cannot bake,” Martha scoffed of the Food Network star, 51, in 2009. “She just did a new…