How do you handle it when you encounter an alien? By alien, I mean, of course, one of those strange, other-worldly creatures that isn’t obsessed with knives and never carries one.
Some of you knife enthusiasts out there might still believe there’s no such thing because everyone you call friend carries a knife or two. But these aliens do exist, and they’re not the only ones bladelessly prowling the earth in secrecy. I mean, look at Bigfoot. He’s rarely seen and never with a knife on his belt or even with just a belt now that I think about it.
While aliens can be disguised as any normal person, they often reveal themselves when they ask incredulously, “Why do you carry a knife?” as if you’re an alien for doing…
