Indholdsfortegnelse for March 2020 i KRASH

MINIONS: THE RISE OF GRU IN CINEMAS:  June, 2020 THE STARS:  Steve Carell and Pierre Coffin. THE STORY:  The latest computer-animated Illumination film is on its way in the continuation of the 2015 movie, Minions. The upcoming Minions adventure follows Felonious Gru’s rise to supervillain supremacy. Prepare to travel back in time to witness the origins and development of the bond between the loveable Minions and their trusted leader, Gru. With additional details about the film’s storyline being kept under lockdown, we can only assume there are going to be laughs, action and lots of fun in this year’s comedy release. MINION MOMENTS Minions: The Rise of Gru is due to be released in celebration of the tenth anniversary of the original film, Despicable Me. The studio responsible for creating…

If you love the idea of crushing cars and ripping apart the environment in a giant truck, then you’ll be happy to know that a Switch version of Monster Jam: Steel Titans is now out. It joins XBO, PS4 and PC editions. The developer who made the awesome VR game Beat Saber has been bought by Facebook. We wonder what the social media giant will do with this talented studio? Two multiplayer DLC packs are coming to Luigi’s Mansion 3 in 2020. An April pack will add three new minigames to the ScreamPark mode, as well as some new outfits and ghosts. Another pack in July will bring another three minigames as well as more outfits, themes and ghosts. The creators of theTV show Rick & Morty hit VR gold…

DREAMS (SWITCH) Tips to Getting Started 1. Make sure you spend some time getting used to the 3D controls. It’s a good idea to just go into a scene and move around for a while until you are comfortable. 2. Play other people’s worlds to see what can be done and to get inspired with ideas to try. 3. Experiment with the Move controllers instead of the DualShock as they can be a little easier to come to grips with. 4. Instead of trying to create something from scratch to begin with, try remixing another creation from the community. By pulling that apart and trying to rebuild it you can work out how they did it. 5. When you start your first dream, read the tutorial and prompts closely.…

JELLYFISH INVASION A bay in the Black Sea was invaded by swarms of jellyfish recently creating an unusual natural display that was shared across social media. Images showed numerous jellyfish on the shores of Balaklava Bay. According to researcher at the A.O. Kovalevsky Institute of Biology of the Southern Seas, Boris Aninsky, the animals were likely transported to the bay by a south-easterly wind. Aninsky told reporters, “We have two types of jellyfish in the Black Sea... Those that have accumulated in Balaklava are Aurelia jellyfish. They feed on plankton... they are not dangerous.” Often called moon jellies, Aurelia jellyfish are found across most of the world’s oceans in a variety of sizes and tend to have short, delicate tentacles covered in specialised stinging cells known as cnidocytes. YOUTUBE TRIUMPH…

EASTER EGGS Sometimes developers deliberately leave secrets in games that are a secret gift to gamers. It could be a hint about a new game or something from another world or universe. These are called Easter Eggs. SMURFING Ever played against someone with z ero rank, but they have totally dominated? Chances are they were smurfing. This is where a reall y good player starts a new account on le vel zero so that matc hmaking pr ograms put them in battles with noobs. Then they win by a lot! NOOB This is the name given to somebody who has only just started playing a game and either hasn’t levelled-up much or isn’t very good yet. Don’t worry, everyone starts off as a noob. BUFF:A term to describe anything in…

Q: What do you give a man who has everything? A: Antibiotics. Q: What goes with a jacket potato? A: Button mushrooms. Q: What do you get when you cross a cow with a camel? A: Lumpy milkshakes. Q: Where do wasps go when they are sick? A: To waspital. Q: What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A: A Stegosnorus. Q: How do you make a cheeseburger sad? A: Make it with blue cheese. Q: What do you call a clumsy bee? A: A fumble bee. Patient: “Doctor, Doctor, I’m boiling up.” Doctor: “Just simmer down.” Q: What do you call two spiders that just got married? A: Newlywebs. Q: Why did the cabbage win the race? A: Because it was a-head. Q: Why did the cannibal join the…

DIAMOND-CLAD CAR Take about pimp your ride! Prince Al-Waleed of Saudi Arabia had a diamond-encrusted Mercedes custom-built for $48 million and is charging $1,000 just to touch it. The Mercedes features diamonds on, well, everything. TAXIDERMY MINI HORSE Actress Amanda Seyfried has a freaky hobby - collecting dead animals. She has revealed to reporters that she bought a stuffed miniature horse that her Australian sheep dog Finn was “going to love playing with”. Geez, what’s wrong with fetching a ball?! TITANIC REPLICA Australian billionaire Clive Palmer is building a full-size replica of the Titanic – the ship that sunk after hitting an iceberg, killing 1,502 people. Tickets for its maiden voyage, which Palmer originally hoped would be in 2016, were hot property a few years ago. But ticket holders are…

In school I was trying to impress a girl that I really like by dancing. I went to get a drink and when I’d just finished two of my friends dacked me. One pulled my undies and shorts off and another one pulled my shirt up so every one could see my private part. The most embarrassing part was the yearbook editor was my rival and they saw me naked. Thankfully they didn’t get a photo! Jerome It was last period of the day and I finally got the guts to go and talk to my crush. As I was walking up to her and her friends I started to pee my pants. No one could see it though - at least I thought. As I approached my crush she…

STATUS Originally hailing from Planet Mobius, Sonic is a blue-coloured hedgehog known for his super speed. From a classic gaming icon to movie character in this year's Sonic the Hedgehog, Sonic travels to Earth, but, finds himself on the run from the government. STYLE: Covered in blue fur, except for his white tummy, Sonic has green eyes and spiky quills across his head and back. He dresses for agility with red-and-white coloured sneakers and white gloves. PERSONALITY: Sometimes described as being a bit of a 'juvenile delinquent', Sonic the Hedgehog is cheeky, quick-witted, confident and at times impatient. FRIENDS: In the film, Sonic the Hedgehog, our gaming hero forms a close friendship with human, Tom Wachowski, as they attempt to defeat the evil Dr. Robotnik together. SKILLS: Sonic the Hedgehog's…

The brand-new Guinness World Records 2020 book and Guinness World Records 2020 Gamer’s Edition are bursting with all-new records on topics as diverse as black holes, domes, owls, and killer plants. Want to know the highest anyone has travelled on a skateboard, or the largest loop-the- loop completed in a car? Dying to know just how many tricks a cat can do in one minute? The answers to these questions and so much more are inside. KRASH will be bringing you a selection of records every issue through 2020 and beyond, so let us know your favourites at krash@nuclear.com.au! MOST PARTY POPPERS POPPED IN ONE MINUTE The most party poppers popped in one minute is 78, achieved by Andre Ortolf (Germany), in Augsburg, Germany, on 9 January 2016. The record…

DREAMS PS4 After almost a year in early access, the next big sandbox creation game has officially arrived. Dreams is made by developer Media Molecule, who is famous for empowering players’ imaginations by building great creation tools with the LittleBigPlanet series. Dreams is an experience that empowers you to create whatever you want. Games from any genre, TV shows, music videos, art; whatever you feel like. The tools take a while to fully understand, but make the creation process much easier than it is if you use proper development software. Because the game has been in early access for so long, there is already a tonne of user-created and developer made minigames and content to enjoy, as well as a thriving community of players to join. If you like Minecraft…

LAB RAT: Paddy T and the Time-travelling Trampoline by Adam France TEST RESULTS: Paddy T is an every-day kid with a surprising secret. He has a trampoline that’s a portal into the future. But that’s only the beginning. Follow the many adventures of Paddy T in these seven stories. RATING: LAB RAT: Plumber Pants Game TEST RESULTS: Take turns raiding Mr Plumber’s toolbox, then load the stolen tools onto his belt. Each tool makes his pants fall a little lower. But watch out! If his pants falls all the way down during your turn, you’re eliminated. RATING: LAB RAT: Little Nic’s Big Day by Nic Naitanui TEST RESULTS: AFL star Nic Naitanui wants us to celebrate our differences. He’s written this heart-warming book about little Nic who is nervous about…

THE PRANK: RETURN OF BIG FOOT THE SET UP: Wait until your whole family has fallen asleep and then very carefully sneak into your parents’ bedroom. Quietly open your mum or dad’s wardrobe and take out their favourite pair of work shoes. Stuff some crumpled tissue paper or newspaper into the toes, then carefully put the shoes back exactly as you found them. When your mum or dad gets dressed for work in the morning, they’ll think their feet grew overnight! THE PUNISHMENT: As long as you’re careful not to damage the shoes, you should get off this one scot-free. After all, there’s no harm done, and you will have given mum or dad a good laugh before work! TOOL KIT ■ A BUNCH OF TISSUE PAPER OR SOME OLD…

At lunch I found a banana and chucked it at my friend. It just missed him and when it landed it split. He chased me around for ages with the banana in his hand. He waited behind the corner and I ran passed him and he chucked it at my pants. It was all yuck and slimey so I tried to wash it off at the taps. I accidentally put too much water on my pants and it looked like I pee’d my pants. When I walked into class, the guy that threw the banana at me shouted ”Stan peed his pants!” Everyone calls me banana pants now. SOOOO embarrassing :(…