EVERYONE’S GOT to have an SUV these days—even Pontiac, which made do with the misconceived, misshapen Aztek until just last year, when executives at GM’s excitement brand were wise enough to give it a date with the guillotine. SUV-less heading toward the 2006 model year, Pontiac quickly turned to its sibling, Chevrolet, from which it nabbed the handsome Equinox, then promptly rebadged it Torrent. Besides the obvious exterior alterations and the inappropriate name—really, can anything with 185 horsepower deliver anything torrential?—this Pontiac ‘ute is a Chevrolet, which is to say, a well-equipped five-passenger small SUV built in Canada. The Torrent’s standard equipment list is plentiful and includes a 3.4-liter V-6, a five-speed automatic transmission, automatic climate control, ABS, sport suspension, remote keyless entry, and an AM/FM/CD radio—all for a reasonable…