The young man piloted the big car up the driveway and brought it to a smooth stop behind a stripped-down Buick. A tall, ruddy mechanic detached himself from a group of loungers and sauntered over to the newcomer.
“You fix Packards?” the young man asked eagerly.
“Sure,” said the mechanic.
The young man probed further. “Old Packards?”
“Any Packard,” the mechanic countered.
The young man heaved a small sigh.
“Well, I’ve got this ’36 sedan,” he began, “one of the big 12-cylinder models, and …”
The mechanic held up his hand. “Packard never made a 12-cylinder car,” he announced.
The young man gaped in astonishment, then snapped his jaws shut firmly. “Oh, I’m sorry,” he responded, “my mistake.” And he kicked the starter of his Packard V-12 and drove away.…