If, like me, you thought the Pikes Peak Auto Hill Climb was a kind of mechanized nutball non-event ranking with the World’s Figure 8 Championship of Islip Long Island, think again. Any driver who climbs that hill in any sort of vehicle at anything in excess of 30 mph is a real hero.
The run up the hill is 65,560 ft long—that’s 12.4 miles. It begins at 9400 ft above sea level with a flying start around a curve, a left. It ends at 14,110 ft between a pair of aluminum poles. There is one downgrade of three-quarters of a mile. The hill averages 7% grade. The surface is dirt figured with ruts, gravel, stutter bumps, potholes, crumbling edges, rocks, and the assorted high-altitude drunks fallen from their perches onto…