Once upon a time just a few years ago, as the American auto industry lay writhing in agony with a bad case of Fuel Crisis II, it was assumed that gas would cost $2-2.50 a gallon by the mid-1980s. The CAFE fleet fuel economy-requirements loomed large on the horizon, and it was painfully clear to GM upper management that they’d never cut the mustard without another round of serious downsizing.
The new front-drive A-cars (Celebrity, 6000, Ciera, Century), intended to replace the aging midsize As, were first to emerge. Soon to follow, according to plan, were smaller frontdriver replacements for the “A-special” coupes (Monte Carlo, Grand Prix, et al.), the “personal luxury” E and K-cars (Toronado, Riviera, Eldorado, Seville), the full-size Bs, and the still-larger luxury Cs.
But a funny…