Yuppie (yûhp-ē) (-e) n. Young, upwardly mobile professional (the professional classes, of qualifications, social status, and barge trips on the French canals), typically aged 30 to 40. One whose religiously accumulated disposable income is often lavished on the sophisticated, stylish, fashionable, and downright flashy, i.e., Cartier watch, Reebok shoes, Ralph Lauren Polo shirt, white Zinfandel, blackened redfish, tax advisor, psychoanalyst, and overpriced luxury condominium with ocean view and heated double-garage housing expensive German performance cars (see BMW).
BMW (bē-em-dŭbl-yū) n. Abbreviation for Bayerische Motoren Werke. Type of automobile and motorcycle manufactured in West Germany, purported as The Ultimate Driving Machine. Noted for engineering integrity, build quality, snob appeal. Upscale pricing to match image. Products range from $25,000 3-Series to $60,000 7-Series. (Be realistic about this. See 3-Series.)
3-Series (thrē sěr-ēz)…