A full-boat road test of family sedans is a good idea once in a while. We spend lots of our arduous work days in snarly, mega-buck, plastic-fantastic, double-throwdown V-8-engined cars, with 2+2 seating at best and no room for cargo unless it’s strapped outside to a decklid luggage rack. It isn’t an easy Job, but we’re used to it. Inter-rupting this constant parade of automotive Miss Americas with a few automotive Mrs. Americas, with four doors, 5-6 seats, six cylinders, and actual trunks, gets us back into the real world a little bit. We’re grateful for that, too. These family-style cars don’t have snarly, double-throwdown V-8s under their hoods, but they don’t make you bungee those floppy plastic grocery bags to a luggage rack, either.
The Dodge Monaco, Mercury Sable,…