Indholdsfortegnelse for 30 July 2018 i New Idea

A ROYAL DIN The DUCHESS OF CORNWALL and PRINCE CHARLES prepared themselves for the firing of a cannon to mark the start of a boat race at the Fowey Festival last week.…

Forget Love Island , it looks like Sophie Monk has found a paradise of her own! In snaps released last week, the 38-year-old looks healthy and happy as she frolics in the European sun. The TV presenter is currently filming a yet-to-be-named Channel Nine travel show in Portofino, Italy. Keeping her company is best friend Oscar Gordon, who also accompanied her to Thailand for filming of The Bachelorette. It appears the Italian lifestyle agrees with Sophie, as the blonde bombshell shows off her radiant, tanned curves in a floral blue bikini. It’s a far cry from the gaunt figure which once had the nation fearing for her health. Sophie has been candid about her struggles with body image over the years. In 2017, the Gold Coast native…

Imagine the heartache of discovering your precious toddler – conceived via IVF after multiple miscarriages – has a degenerative disease so rare it affects just 100 people worldwide, and there was no cure. Many of us would be overwhelmed by despair, but Sasha Campbell, 39, is no ordinary mother. When doctors broke the news that her much-loved two-year-old son Quinn had Mucolipidosis type IV (ML4) – an exceptionally rare genetic condition characterised by vision impairment and delayed development – she decided to tackle the diagnosis head on. ‘I already knew that the news was not going to be pretty. It was almost a relief to get the diagnosis, knowing that finally I had that answer. Once you get sufficient answers you can start planning for the new course of life…

Upside-Down Chocolate Sour Cherry Cake Serves 10-12, Prep 20 mins, Cook 1 hour, 20 mins ½ cup cocoa powder 225g unsalted butter, chopped, at room temperature 1½ cups caster sugar 3 eggs 2 cups plain flour 1 tsp baking powder 1 tsp bicarbonate of soda ²/ ³ cup milk 290g packet Dark Choc Melts Vanilla ice-cream, to serve TOPPING 1 tblsp caster sugar 680g jar pitted morello cherries 1 Grease a 22cm round cake pan. Line base and side with baking paper, extending paper 2cm above pan edge. 2 To make topping, sprinkle sugar over base of pan. Drain cherries, reserving ½ cup of the liquid. Pat cherries dry with absorbent kitchen paper. Arrange over sugar in pan. 3 Blend cocoa powder with ²/ ³ cup boiling water in a…

Banana Spring Rolls with Coconut Caramel Sauce Makes 20, Prep 45 mins, Cook 16 mins ½ cup caster sugar 1½ tblsps ground cinnamon 5 ripe bananas (200g each) 20 sheets frozen spring roll pastry (300g), thawed 1 tblsp water Vegetable oil, for deep-frying Vanilla ice-cream, to serve COCONUT CARAMEL SAUCE 1¼ cups brown sugar, firmly packed 400ml can coconut milk 1 To make sauce, heat sugar and milk in a large saucepan over a low heat. Stir until sugar is dissolved. Bring to boil. Gently boil, stirring occasionally, for about 10 minutes, or until slightly thickened. Pour into a heatproof jug. Cover with plastic wrap. 2 Combine sugar and cinnamon in a bowl. Set aside ¹/ ³ cup for coating. 3 Peel bananas. Trim ends. Cut each banana in half…

Dear Lily, Your hands have a mixture of fire and air elements. This will give you a heady mixture of ideas and energy. The need to settle on a course of action and then get things in motion will often see you outpace those around you. Your (Mercury) little finger is sitting well below the top phalanges of the Apollo finger which suggests you need to work on communication skills. If you don’t let others know what you are doing and when, you can’t wonder why they aren’t on board and up to speed with you. There are some fragmentations along the life line, these are due to relocating to another country rather than health issues. It is common to see this on the hands of people who literally ‘put…

Friends star Matt Le Blanc looked remarkably different as he stepped out in Los Angeles last week. The actor wore a casual blue T-shirt and jeans as he parked his vehicle on the street. The former Top Gear host, having recently quit the show, admitted he’s not too far from retirement. ‘My favourite thing to do is nothing,’ the 50-year-old actor told Today . ‘I’m great at it. I swear to God, I really am. It would be great to do nothing. I like my job, and I feel like I’ve reached a point in my career – and I feel very fortunate – where I’m afforded good opportunities to work with good material. And I’ve been fortunate enough to make…

Australian actor Vince Colosimo has opened up about his new role in Stan’s psychological thriller, The Second , claiming his return to the big screen is anything but a comeback. Speaking to New Idea, Vince, 51, was quick to shut down those who claimed his latest role was an attempt at redemption following a well-documented drug scandal in early 2017. ‘I don’t view it as a comeback at all,’ the actor divulges. ‘I feel like I never went!’ Vince, who says he enjoyed the solitude and escapism of filming the feature in rural Queensland, explains his frustration with the tabloid-created ‘comeback’ moniker. ‘I can’t police the truth. I can’t police what people write,’ he says. ‘I’m here to push a film that is great. If they want…

Eugenie has certainly been hard at work ditching the kilos ahead of her special day. Back in January she was thought to have lost almost 8kg, but it appears she’s lost even more. Experts believe she’s lost a further 5 to 7kg. But just how does she do it? ‘I get up around 6.45 to start exercising by 7,’ she told Harper’s Bazaar . ‘I go to the park from 7 to 8. I do circuits, which I love because they’re quick: burpees, squat jumps, lunges, the whole lot.’…

She’s the famed Olympian turned TV host known for her interior expertise, but Johanna Griggs reveals there’s a new love in her life who’s taking over. The 44-year-old revealed to New Idea that she’s completely in love with her new grandson Jax, who was born last March. ‘Todd [Johanna’s husband] and I are completely obsessed with him,’ she gushes. ‘It’s amazing to think of just how much joy a little bubba can bring into all of our lives. Katie and Joe [Johanna’s son] are doing an incredible job as parents and it’s just a really beautiful chapter of our lives.’ As young grandparents, Johanna says she and Todd feel so incredibly lucky. ‘[We] want to be active and be able to do things with our grandkids,’ she says. ‘Hopefully we’ll…

SHANE JACOBSON He is the lovable actor and TV host that Australia can’t get enough of. After being catapulted to worldwide success in the film Kenny , Shane has appeared in countless films including The Bourne Legacy, and hosted a variety of television programs including ratings smash, Little Big Shots . SAM MAC Whether it’s rain, hail or shine, Sam Mac is always smiling as Sunrise’s weather guru. But, could stripping in front of strangers wipe the grin from Sam’s smiling face? ‘That moment where we have to remove the hat and show everything is something I have nightmares about!’ BRIAN ‘BT’ TAYLOR He topped Collingwood’s goal kicking every year from 1985-89 and now the AFL…

‘I SAW PHOTOS OF HIM AND THIS GIRL... THAT JUST KILLS ME... I NEVER THOUGHT MATT WOULD BETRAY ME’ They’re the reality TV couple who shocked Australia with their controversial ‘cougar romance’ – determined to prove to society that their 24-year age gap was no barrier to love and happiness. But in a bombshell development, New Idea can reveal that MKR stars Cheryl and Matt’s five-year relationship is over after 29-year-old Matt heartlessly broke up with his older lover over the phone. In an exclusive interview, 53-year-old Cheryl tells New Idea that the split has left her ‘dead on the inside’ and feeling ‘worthless and just so low’. She says she’s been left ‘completely bewildered’ by Matt’s decision to call it quits on the relationship, revealing they’d seen each other…

It’s the gripping prison drama that has attracted a cult following since it first aired in 2013. So, it’s no surprise that whispers about the Foxtel series Wentworth being axed has sent fans into meltdown. Rumours about the show’s fate were swirling shortly after the Logies, leading concerned fans to start a petition to save it. Appearing on Studio 10 on Monday morning, Wentworth star Sigrid Thornton revealed on air that she had first heard the rumours only moments earlier in the make-up chair. ‘My lips are sealed... I can’t tell you how sworn to secrecy Wentworth cast members actually are,’ she told host Sarah Harris. ‘The depth of that fanbase is such as…

Buffalo Chicken Pan Toasties Serves 4, Prep 15 mins, Cook 5 mins 2 tblsps mayonnaise 2 tblsps smoky barbecue sauce 1 tblsp hot chilli sauce 2 cups shredded barbecue chicken meat (300g) 50g butter, slightly softened 8 x 2cm-thick slices sourdough ½ cup drained, sliced bread and butter cucumbers 8 slices Tasty cheese 1 Combine mayonnaise and sauces in a medium bowl. Add chicken. Season with salt and pepper. Stir to coat. 2 Spread half the butter evenly over half the bread. Turn over, butter-side down. Divide chicken mixture, cucumbers and cheese evenly over the top. 3 Spread remaining butter over remaining bread. Place, butter-side up, over the cheese. 4 Heat a large, non-stick frying pan over a medium to low heat. Add sandwiches. Cook for about 2 to 3…

MONDAY Brussels Sprouts, Mushroom and Bacon Carbonara Serves 4, Prep 12 mins, Cook 8 mins 375g casarecce pasta 2 tblsps olive oil 250g button mushrooms, sliced 150g shortcut bacon rashers, chopped 2 cloves garlic, crushed 500g small Brussels sprouts, trimmed, halved 425g tub fresh creamy carbonara sauce Finely grated parmesan, to serve 1 Cook pasta in a stockpot of boiling salted water, until tender. Drain, reserving ¼ cup cooking liquid. Cover to keep warm. 2 Heat oil in same stockpot over a medium to high heat. Add mushrooms, bacon and garlic. Cook, stirring occasionally, for about 2 minutes, or until mushrooms are soft. Add sprouts. Stir occasionally, for a further 6 to 7 minutes, or until sprouts are just tender. 3 Reduce heat to medium. Add sauce, pasta and reserved…

Did you know the new country of origin labels are now compulsory, making it easier for you to support Australian farmers – including pig farmers. The new label includes the ‘Australian Made’ kangaroo logo, a bar chart indicating percentage of Australian ingredients, and a statement of where the product was made. While all fresh pork is Australian, imported pork is being used in ham, bacon and some pre-cooked pork products. The problem for the Australian pork industry is that the kangaroo label will appear on these products because they are made in Australia. So rather than just look for the kangaroo, you need to check out the bar chart and words. And remember, the pink PorkMark will continue to be used on products to guarantee you’re getting pork that’s 100…

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New studies show that writing about what’s on your mind – it could be your concerns, your goals, your feelings or what you did that day – may not only clear your head helping you to de-stress, it could even improve your physical health. Here’s why you should buy a journal. It helps de-stress There’s increasing evidence to support the theory that keeping a journal has a positive impact on physical wellbeing. University of Texas at Austin psychologist and researcher James Pennebaker believes regular journalling strengthens immune cells. According to Pennebaker, writing about stressful events helps you come to terms with whatever it is that is stressing you. ‘By writing, you put some structure and organisation to those anxious feelings,’ writes Pennebaker. ‘It helps you to get past them.’ It…

Mandy Sacher, paediatric nutritionist and author of Wholesome Child , believes families should set food goals to work towards. 1 Have regular family meals where parents eat with their kids. 2 Plan meals and reduce snacking. 3 Be a role model. When your child sees you snacking on carrots or salad, they’re more likely to try those foods. 4 Chat to your kids about food and how healthy foods will help them run faster and work harder. 5 Cook with your kids so food becomes fun. 6 Avoid repetitive eating – mix it up so habits don’t become ingrained.…

‘(DEPRESSION IS) MORE OF AN ISSUE THAN PEOPLE REALLY WANT TO TALK ABOUT. BECAUSE PEOPLE DON’T KNOW HOW TO TALK ABOUT BEING DEPRESSED – THAT IT’S TOTALLY OKAY TO FEEL SAD.’ Miley Cyrus Mental health is a growing issue with one third of young people saying it’s their greatest concern. In a Mission Australia survey of more than 24,000 young Australians, 33.7 per cent recorded mental health as the most important issue in the country, doubling from 14.9 per cent in 2015. The report aligns with other studies showing that almost a quarter of teens (22.8 per cent) showed the symptoms of probable serious mental illness, up from 18.7 per cent five years ago. Teenage girls are more than twice as likely as boys to be in severe psychological…

ARIES MAR 21 – APR 20 Get-togethers and occasions this week will be opportunities to build valuable connections. Awkward differences with a friend or new social group may touch emotional chords though, and there will be much to learn for relationships to grow. On the job, extra responsibility or a challenging task will show your resourcefulness. A creative idea will break unusual new ground but it may be a hard sell. LUCKY NUMBERS: 1, 20, 28 TAURUS APR 21 – MAY 21 Clashing commitments will be a difficult juggle and you will have to see the big picture to prioritise conflicting interests. A change of plans or urgent task could push the pressure gauge up. Challenging differences with an associate will test your diplomacy skills. A family situation will try…

LIFE BE IN IT My friend posted an early morning Facebook message: ‘Do something today that your future self will thank you for,’ One MM quickly replied: ‘I just did.’ Someone asked: ‘What did you do?’ MM’s reply: ‘Got out of bed!’ VICKI NEVILLE, PALMWOODS, QLD. I KNOW YOUR FACE We have had roadworks going on for a month now. We pass the same two blokes (holding a stop/go signal) every day, twice sometimes. Having a cup of tea with friends, Bill and Jean, we were discussing how they saw a couple of celebrities while on holiday and laughed when Jean said she felt as if she knew them. ‘I know what you mean,’ said MM, ‘I feel the same way about the stop-and-go blokes!’ MARGARET RYAN, GYMPIE, QLD. EXPENSIVE…

GREAT FASHION Kudos to New Idea for the great fashion pages every week. It’s the first section I open when looking for inspiration and ideas on dressing to impress, so Rock Your Curves (NI Jun 25) certainly fit the brief. Lovely clothes and accessories modelled by a beautiful woman! DEBRA MCLAREN, BARGO, NSW. WARM AND FUZZY I had a warm feeling when I read about Tziporah Malkah dropping off a potted pansy for her ex, James Packer (NI July 2). Such a sweet gesture! I guess I’m a romantic but I’m wondering if this could be a sign of a future reunion between the two. Tziporah seems to have a very sensitive and caring side, which may be good for James. With his money and status…

HOME TRUTHS Kate Ritchie’s cute three-year-old daughter Mae thought the Home And Away theme song was just for her until they both watched the 30th anniversary special. ‘She said to me: “Mummy! They know our Home And Away song!”’ Sssh, keep it down Mae – you’ll upset the neighbours. DOLLY’S FOLLY An odd confession from Dolly Parton last week, who said people were always finding ‘Dolly droppings’ on stage after she finished her set. #awkward. Thankfully, it turned out the singer was referring to beads and sequins. Phew. INDECENT PROPOSAL ‘She walked out of the bathroom with a towel around her, sopping wet,’ Peter Overton said of his proposal to Jessica Rowe. ‘I said: “Will you marry me?”’ An engagement selfie with…

Still reeling after the disappointment of losing out on the coveted Gold Logie, Tracy Grimshaw is seriously reconsidering her future career plans – and her Nine bosses are frantic. ‘It’s made her question everything – including whether she sticks with the show,’ explains an industry insider. In fact, Tracy was so blindsided by the snub, New Idea can reveal after seeing secret files, that she took unscheduled leave from her job straight after the award ceremony so she could come to terms with the shock. She spent a week in self-imposed exile at her Arcadia property, where she dug deep to consider what her next move will be. Meanwhile, her unexpected disappearance from work left network bosses scrambling to find a last-minute replacement for her. ‘Over her career, Tracy has…

‘I honestly believe the best top three made it through. Mel and Dave have been absolute powerhouses the whole way through. So thorough and meticulous in their approach.’ Although she admits Toad and Mandy have been the most competitive and are the ‘danger couple’. ‘They’ve consistently been near the top of the leader board, surprising with a couple of incredibly solid results when they least expected it.’ As for Chiara and David, Johanna thinks the couple have improved the most on the show this year. ‘They really listened to feedback and tried to adapt their designs to get better each week. Sometimes it worked and sometimes it didn’t, but they were never afraid of going outside their comfort zone.’…

After the breakup of his marriage last year, David Schwimmer is ready to find love again. And his choice of would-be girlfriend, revealed exclusively to New Idea, is none other than his former co-star and one-time fling, Jennifer Aniston. ‘David’s always held a candle for Jen and has never stopped loving her,’ a friend of David’s explains. ‘He even admits how he felt “desperately low” when she got engaged to Brad and how he felt a glimmer of hope when they divorced. But it was a case of never being the right time as one of them was always in a relationship after their fling all those years ago.’ After Jennifer, 49, split from Justin Theroux, 46, David made sure he got in touch with her to offer his support.…

‘EVERYONE WAS SO RELAXED AND IN SUCH GOOD SPIRITS, IT WAS AN ABSOLUTE PLEASURE’ The Duchess of Cambridge looked so contented as she gazed adoringly at her new son Prince Louis in the official royal portraits that were released last week from his christening held at The Chapel Royal, St James’s Palace on July 9. Four stunning images were initially released from the session, illustrating the happiness of the day – most notably the one of Kate cradling her 12-week-old son in the gardens of Clarence House. Kate wore a stunning Alexander McQueen dress, while Louis wore a replica of the royal christening robe created in 1841 for Queen Victoria’s eldest daughter, Victoria, the Princess Royal. This gown was worn by all the royal babies, including The Queen, her children…

Herbed Veal Schnitzel with Sauerkraut Serves 6, Prep 30 mins, Cook 12 mins 3 eggs, lightly beaten 1 tblsp Dijon mustard 1 clove garlic, crushed 2 cups panko breadcrumbs ¾ cup finely grated parmesan ¼ cup chopped fresh parsley 8 x 115g uncrumbed veal schnitzel steaks ½ cup plain flour Vegetable oil, for shallow frying Sauerkraut and lemon wedges, to serve 1 Whisk eggs with mustard and garlic in a shallow dish. Combine breadcrumbs, parmesan and parsley in a separate shallow dish. 2 Dust veal in flour seasoned with salt and pepper. Shake away excess. One at a time, dip veal in egg mixture. Then toss in breadcrumb mixture, pressing on to coat. Place on a tray, in a single layer. Cover. Refrigerate for 15 minutes. 3 Heat enough oil…

Try a McDonald’s Happy Meal today from their NEW CHOICES range as they’re sure to please hungry kids. The Wholemeal Snack Wrap meal is made with a 100 per cent Aussie wheat wholemeal tortilla and contains 100 per cent Australian chicken breast fillets cut into bites then grilled, plus Aussie grape tomatoes and a real fruit Yoplait Petit Miam strawberry yoghurt. Their Chicken McNuggets meal contains chicken nuggets that are free from any artificial colours, flavours and preservatives and are also made with real 100 per cent Aussie chicken breast. It also includes Aussie grape tomatoes and water. Each Happy Meal includes a different toy each week (while stocks last and not suitable for children under three years) available after 10.30am for a limited time.…

Today’s dads are more engaged, nurturing and supportive with their kids than any previous generation, according to new research. Whether it’s turning up to sports matches or helping them with music practice, modern dads are showing warmth and involvement in contrast to the cold and remote dads of old. Sociology professor Kevin Shafer, who co-authored a study of more than 2000 dads, said some still saw themselves as breadwinners and disciplinarians but most had stepped up and saw their role in raising children as important as that of mothers. ‘We found that today’s dads spend more time, provide more care, and are more loving toward their kids than ever before,’ he said. While traditional masculinity valued aggression, detached relationships, not showing emotion and failing to ask for help, he said…

When Jules Sebastian first became involved with Sanitarium’s Good Start Breakfast Club, she couldn’t believe that one in five children go to school hungry. ‘In a country like Australia where food is readily available I was blown away to learn how many families are struggling to feed their kids,’ said the stylist, TV host and wife of singer Guy Sebastian. As a mum to Hudson, six, and Archer, four, Jules is intent on making sure her children are well nourished so it was all the more heartbreaking to learn so many were dealing with food insecurity. ‘There’s so much stigma, embarrassment and shame around this issue, but it’s more common than we think. Your husband could lose his job or your car could break down and suddenly you find yourself…

Two out of three of us are unsure what to feed our pets, so we asked chief veterinarian at the Animal Welfare League NSW, Dr Simone Maher, for advice. WEIGHT WATCHING Is your cat or dog looking a little tubby? Dr Maher says the best way for them to shift the weight is just like us: fewer kilojoules and more exercise. ‘Finding other ways to bond with your pet such as play sessions, grooming or walks can be really helpful,’ she suggests. BALANCING ACT Providing a balanced diet for our pets can be tricky, so it’s important to read the labels when choosing food. Look for products that use the word ‘complete’ on the label. Products that are ‘intended for occasional or supplemental feeding’ should be used as treats. Dr…

Q My question is: if our souls return to experience another life on earth (sometimes as another member of the family) does that mean the other person won’t be there to greet us when our time comes to pass over? Thank you, Carolyn, via email. A Carolyn, in my experience, when people die they don’t come back if they were satisfied with their life or there are living loved ones that they want to protect in spirit – sometimes both. I know that when people die often a baby will be born into the family to send back a similar energy of a family member who passed on. The person who died is often pivotal in bringing that baby to fruition. If I had a dollar for every reading I’ve…

HIGH-FIVE ENERGY The other day, while playing with the grandchildren, I sat down on a park bench thoroughly worn out and said: ‘I’m all tired out. I need to take five.’ My ever-helpful three-year-old grandson ran over and gave me a high-five and said, ‘There you go Nan.’ He pulled my arm and said ‘Now, let’s play!’ M. RANSLEY, PELHAM, TAS. SAUCE OF COURSE When I asked Master Eight what he’d like for dinner, he said tomato sauce. ‘What do you want to eat your sauce with?’ ‘A spoon,’ he replied. DAVID NICHOLSON, YANCHEP, WA. PRISON CELL My friend complained that her sons were becoming prisoners of their phones these days. Her six-year-old daughter piped up with: ‘I suppose that’s why they are called cellphones.’ F. A. ROONEY, SALE, VIC.…

Q My daughter has a new boyfriend who is really great, but he does have the unfortunate habit of swearing quite freely – something I’ve always discouraged in my kids and which I find really unpleasant. Should I talk to my daughter and tell her to ask him to moderate his language when he’s under my roof? MELANIE, VIA EMAIL. A The new boyfriend needs to be told there are ground rules under your roof. You do not like people swearing, have never encouraged it, and your daughter has to explain this to the boy. It won’t be easy. These days swearing seems to be part of most conversations between young people and not-so-young ones too. You don’t want him to feel uncomfortable when he visits. Jokingly have a cake…

Since he made his appearance on the hit new dating show The Single Wives , relationship guru Matthew Hussey has become a household name around Australia. Known as the world’s number one dating coach, Matthew, 31, advises thousands of women across the globe on how to find their perfect man. At just 21 years of age he launched his website, How To Get The Guy, and then created a YouTube channel on which he regularly dishes out relationship advice. The dating expert is a best-selling author and regular contributor to Cosmopolitan magazine. But while the hunky dating coach helped women find their Mr Right, he’d struggled to find his own match… until now! Matthew has been spotted looking loved-up with former Fifth Harmony singer Camila Cabello, 21,…

DEMI & BRUCE REUNITE Long-standing divorcees Demi Moore and Bruce Willis reunited for this year’s Comedy Central Roast , and Demi did not hold back on lambasting her former husband. In a brutal attack, Bruce was thrown all sorts of insults from his fellow actors and comedians, but the worst of all came from the Ghost star – who showed him no mercy when it came to their marriage. ‘I look at our marriage like The Sixth Sense. You were dead the whole time,’ Demi blurted. ‘I was married to Bruce for the first three Die Hard movies, which makes sense because the last two sucked,’ she added. Demi also took good-humoured aim at Bruce’s parenting, telling the crowd: ‘Bruce is super generous. When our daughter Rumer…

WHO MANU FEILDEL ‘Obviously too much good food in France,’ the MKR judge posted, along with a snap of a busted chair. Although the chair looks flimsy, right? We blame shoddy furniture! WHO RYAN REYNOLDS ‘Still exploring the tiny glasses trend,’ Ryan added to this image that could easily be of an almost-invisible Mr Potato Head hanging out on his nose. WHO PATTI NEWTON ‘They need a miracle for mine!’ Patti said of her toenail situation before she went to a shoot for shoes. It actually looks like she’s more worried about her knees.…