IT ALL STARTS IN January, when I rent the house for $50,000. A month of fun in the Hamptons probably costs me another $10,000, and that’s, like, partying, food, a couple of really, really detrimental trips to Round Swamp Farm where, after a few cocktails, you spend $200 on chicken fingers. A great night out is a table at Common Ground East or the Surf Lodge in Montauk. You’ll hopefully split the table with friends, but it can be anywhere from $2,000 to $15,000 depending on the night. I love Surf, but the crazy thing is it’s not even a good crowd. You’re probably not going to meet anyone new and extraordinary. You’re going to be like, Oh yeah, there’s that guy I, like, matched with on Hinge six months…