WHAT’S THAT JANGLE you hear around town? It’s a chaotic cacophony of Labubu figurines, lip glosses, carabiners, water bottles, Pokémon cards, raccoon tails, rabbit feet, dice, tiny Eiffel Towers, Beanie Babies, and, of course, keys, all of them dangling from Prada purses, L.L.Bean backpacks, and Baggu totes.
Bag-charm self-expression has hit a peak. Where once we might have wondered what was in our fellow subway riders’ carryalls, now the contents hang out in public view, grinning up at us in the form of emoji plushies and framed photos of boyfriends and K-pop stars. Fashion Week attendees carried designer bags adorned with … miniature designer bags. Elementary-school kids went back to class hauling backpacks heavy with Touchland hand sanitizers in Jibbitzadorned carrying cases made by Crocs and lip balms strapped into…