Maggie took two fluorescent drinks, served in hollowed out pineapples by a girl in a hula outfit, and sucked on all eight protruding straws at once. She could see, from where she stood, behind a large waxed plant at the end of the bar, that no one else had taken the dress code literally.
Maggie cursed herself in language too foul to repeat. It was the sort of mistake she was making a lot, just lately, and she did not know why.
‘Oh dear, you’ve taken things a little far, haven’t you?’ said a woman in a little black cocktail dress, a zebra mask over her eyes.
Maggie turned and sighed. ‘How was I to know, when told to dress as my favourite beast, for a party at the zoo,…
