HOUSEWIVES OR HOWITZERS?
There are two Lamborghini SUVs in existence: which one are you?
The latest is named after an extinct breed of domestic cattle, that also sounds like an innocuous body part, or perhaps not so far from urine: the Urus. Or Urethra. Then, is it ‘your-russ’, ‘ooooo-riss’? Add a few letters, and you’ll get Uranus. Replace only one … and we’ve hit rock bottom. It’s fitting that it means fat cow, too – as the Urus uses the underpinnings of the Volkswagen Touareg and multiple VW Group SUV siblings, too.
IRONICALLY, IT’S LAMBORGHINI’S VERY OWN KING OF SUVS WHICH HAS A TEUTONIC NAME: THE LM002, THE ULTIMATE RAGING BULL. Despite the clinical name, the ‘Rambo Lambo’, as it was dubbed after Sylvester Stallone bought one, appeared at the…