1. If there is a ghost in your room, it is haunted.
2. If there are ghost peppers in your room, it is not haunted, but it is very, very spicy.
3. If there are ghost crabs in your room, it is not haunted, but watch your toes.
4. If something goes bump in the night, it’s probably just your little brother falling out of bed.
5. If a voice says, “Boo,” ask “Are you a ghost?” If the voice says, “Yes,” and your brother is downstairs getting a glass of milk because he just fell out of bed, run.
6. If there is a sign on your door that says, “This room is haunted,” it’s probably just your little brother messing with you.…
