Of course, this didn’t deter princes and knights from distant realms coming to try their luck, but none of them were very good storytellers, let alone tellers of tall stories, so they all failed to win the princess’s hand in marriage.
In a faraway village, a clever young peasant called John heard the princess’s proclamation and decided to try his luck too. He made his way to the palace and demanded an audience with the king.
The king was certain that if a dashing prince or knight couldn’t succeed, then a peasant stood no chance, so he invited John to perform before himself, the queen and the princess.
“Good morning, young lad,” said the king. “What brings you here?”
“Oh, I’m looking for a strong-minded, clever wife,” answered John, bowing…