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GAG OF THE MONTH
A DOG’S LIFE
A MAN visits a psychiatrist, looking panicked and anxious. “Doc, I need help,” he says. “Every morning when I wake up, I think I’m a dog.”
The psychiatrist leans forward and nods thoughtfully. “That’s unusual,” he says. “How long has this been going on?”
“Oh, for years now,” the man replies. “Every morning, I wake up and I go straight to the back door, scratching at it like I have to go outside. Then, if someone rings the doorbell, I can’t help myself; I just go nuts barking at them!”
“Hmmm, that is strange,” the psychiatrist says. “Have you tried anything to fix it?”
“Oh yeah! I’ve tried everything. Meditation, hypnosis – nothing works!” the man says.…