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AN ELDERLY retired couple found themselves hard up for cash, and one day, the husband came home with some tins of dog food.
“What did you buy those for?” his wife scolded. “We don’t have a dog.”
“Well, since money’s so tight, I thought I’d give it a try. Think of the money we’d save on food,” the husband replied.
“Well, I’m not eating it,” his wife huffed.
The following week, the wife was doing the shopping and ran into a friend. Noticing all the dog food in her trolley, the friend asked her, “Did you get a dog?”
“No, it’s for my husband,” the wife replied, rolling her eyes.
“What? That stuff’ll kill him,” said the…