CHRISTMAS, AND FASHION — like so many things, is fucked. You know, again. If the pandemic meant no one to manufacture clothes plus nowhere to sport them, we are now presented with no way of affording them should we desire food, warmth, habitation etc.
How has Planet Fashion responded? On the one hand, we are being offered safe, supposedly stylish perennials to reflect the ditching of trends in favour of enduring (thus eco-friendly) classics. Solid, but a tad meh.
On the other, what trends there are are robustly, intransigently fugly. See the rash of cargo pants, turd browns, clogs, rugby shirts, cowboy boots, shoddily-cut flying jackets, puffers, woolly tights and — truly — fishing waders (thank you, Chanel and Balenciaga). Said novelties bring to mind that Nineties Hollywood rebuff when…
