Good week for:
Sarah Palin, who received 30 percent of the ballots in Alaska’s open primary to fill a vacant House seat. Palin emerged from a 48-person field that featured “Santa Claus,” the actual legal name of a rotund, white-bearded independent from North Pole, Alaska.
Incentives, after Malmo, Sweden, installed two talking trash cans that thank citizens who feed them litter with moans of pleasure and “sexy messages,” such as “Come back soon and do that again!”
Employee relations, after rapper Snoop Dogg revealed that he has raised the salary of his personal “blunt roller”—a blunt being a big, fat marijuana cigarette—to keep pace with inflation. The full-time employee reportedly had been making about $50,000 a year to prepare Snoop’s cannabis cigars.
Bad week for:
Grift, after a report that Donald…