Good week for:
Endurance, after Irishman Damian Browne arrived in his native Galway after rowing across the Atlantic from New York in 112 days. “It’s nice to be alive,” said Browne, 42, who capsized three times during the 3,450-mile voyage, and cannot swim.
Starting fresh, after supermodel Gisele Bündchen was photographed having her SUV spiritually cleansed by a holistic practitioner waving a stick of burning sage. Bündchen reportedly is seeking a divorce from NFL legend Tom Brady.
Climate action, after New Zealand proposed taxing the burps, farts, and urination of its 36 million farm cows and sheep to reduce greenhouse gas emissions.
Bad week for:
Bugs, with reports that the new Apple iPhone 14, which alerts 911 if it detects the user has been in a car crash, is having…