Good week for:
Artificial reunions, after Paul McCartney announced that the Beatles will release their final record this year, featuring vocals of the late John Lennon extracted from an old demo cassette using AI tools. McCartney, 80, said AI is “exciting because it’s the future.”
The local pizza joint, after Zume, an automated pizza company that used robots to make its pies inside delivery trucks, shut down. Launched with nearly $500 million in venture-capital funding, Zume and its robots never mastered the art of delivering a hot pizza without the cheese sliding off.
Strength in numbers, after female fans of mega pop star Taylor Swift, who vastly outnumber males on her current tour, have taken over men’s rooms to shorten the time it takes to pee.
Bad week for:
Umami,…