Survivors, after Guinness World Records formally recognized Pearl, of Little Elm, Texas, as the planet’s oldest living chicken. En route to the record-setting age of 14, Pearl overcame a broken leg, chicken pox, and a raccoon attack, says owner Sonya Hull, noting that Pearl now lives in her laundry room, where she enjoys cuddling up with a mop.
Redos, after a judge in Georgia, having just told a defendant that the jury had found him guilty of murder, was perplexed by the reaction in the courtroom. After inquiring, “Didn’t I say, ‘Not’?” and being told that he didn’t, the judge clarified what he’d meant to say was “not guilty,” which triggered cheers and hugs at the defense table.
Kids today, after the Cambridge Dictionary added 6,000 new words, including “skibidi.”…