“There was a period when we were doing cocaine just to keep the energy up”—Geddy Lee, p. 24 Statistically speaking, this car shouldn’t be here. That’s because it’s a Lexus in the Etobicoke neighbourhood of West Humber-Clairville: one of the most commonly stolen cars in the most commonly targeted area. A record 9,800 vehicles were boosted in Toronto in 2023, many stashed in shipping containers and lost to parts unknown. Still, there are signs of progress. In October, Toronto police charged 228 people—mostly small-time crooks working for international networks—and recovered 1,080 vehicles with a total value of $60 million. But, until they catch the ringleaders, all we can do is park indoors, buy Faraday boxes and cross our fingers.…