International Lampoon
Conestoga College’s pamphlet for foreign students is a master class in seduction. The Viewbook, as it’s called, is lush with eye-popping numbers and images of cheerful transplants from China, India, Tanzania and beyond. The Waterloo region is presented as a wonderland of higher education, one that teems, as we learn on page two, with “bustling nightlife, affordable housing and public transit.” Were I a prospective student in, say, Delhi, Changsha or Manila, I’d be on the first plane out.
What I would discover upon setting foot on campus, however, would be soulcrushing. Kitchener, like Toronto and the rest of the GTA, is in the midst of a housing crisis that forces new arrivals, who are often on tight budgets, to live in squalor. One Conestoga student from India…
