Cable TV is expensive, unnavigable, and overrun by loud, angry pundits. But at least when you turn it on, you get TV. Not true of our media players—the Rokus, Amazon Fires, and Apple TVs. When you boot those up, you get … menus. Terrible, messy, slow-loading menus. Menus that require scrolling, swiping, spinning in place, and clicking your heels together. And don’t even bother searching. (Jesus, when will someone figure out search?) So you waste the length of a TV show browsing, or you just give up and watch Always Sunny for the 36th time. It’s annoying and sad, because there’s so much good stuff out there. This is Peak TV, people! And these services have scary amounts of data about their content and your interests. They should be able…
