What we have to say here are a few words about the current version of the Ford Escort GT. Now wait. Don’t turn the page quite yet, because the important qualifier in the preceding sentence is “current.” That means, 1986 model. Forget what Ford has tried to pawn off on you in the past as an Escort GT.
We’re asking you to wait just a couple minutes because we know, as well as you, that “GT” hung on the end of Ford Escort would have meant, in the past: a bright paint job, tach, and sport mirrors. We, and you, have been led down the rosy red GT path before—not just by Ford, admittedly—and, quite frankly, we, and we suspect you, are just flat bored and tired of it.
Because,…